The Inferno Commute
By Q.B. Smith
The morning no longer froze crystals of moisture out of the air and had stopped depositing them on the stone and steel surfaces, which were now in thaw; but the air was still cold and stagnant enough so that Sowr’s breath hung there in it like a drop of white paint holding in a cup of clear water, only bothered by the next breath or the occasional slice of the Hatter’s signature spin knife.
Only when the mound in front of Intersection Avenue fully filled would they go. When it was shoulder to shoulder with the Hatter men and women, who gathered a top of Hillock before making these runs, would they all run across the ghastly gauntlet.
Often many would die during these runs but none worried, none dwelled on the past attacks, they all just waited calmly for enough people to gather, enough people to swarm past Intersection Avenue.
Now that the plasma orb on the far side of Intersection Avenue had lost its morning red patina, the plasma orb was brilliantly drowning the great hall in its white splendor. This indicated that the early warm up stage was over. Now that the hall was closer to fully heated than the freezing cold of night, the Hatters needed to hurry up and cross before the air temperature of Intersection Avenue continued to rise to the day time’s full flesh melting levels.
They were miles beneath the mighty city of Tardarus. They were undocumented, unlicensed, unwelcomed and considered pests and as such pests, the Hatters would be exterminated if the people from Tardarus ever discovered that so many now lived in their mighty city’s sewers and heating vents.
Through the throw of light the expansive hall was tattered with the bellows of hot wet air. There were plumes of sinister breaths rising from the far off rows of the Stone Hand’s tunnel holes--it seemed even more were waiting today than yesterday.
If they were not such predators the Stone Hands would also be considered pest to the Hatter who were now gaining in numbers upon Hillock; just as the Hatters were considered pest to those Tardarians dwelling above; and as far as anyone so deep underground knew, just as those vicious Tardarians may be considered the pests of even greater and more malicious cities above Taradrus. It was said to be a never-ending system of hierarchies after all. The only thing a Hatter knew, was he was somewhere near the bottom of it all.
Today the Stone Hands got to Intersection Avenue first, this was a sign that violence was near and that they were hungry for blood again. Today the Stone Hands were eagerly waiting in their tunnel entrances for the Hatters to brave the pass.
It seemed today, that most of the Stone hand people from the Netherworld below the Midas caverns, were waiting in the parts of their compounding networks of man size arteries cut into complete darkness, where their menacing openings were laid out by the hundrids in front of those getting ready to make the daily run.
By the time the heat of the Stone Hand’s bodies stopped rolling out like fetid fog from their poaching chasms, the top of Hillock was nearly full, and with nearly enough people to make the first run.
About two hundred and fifty Hatters were drowning out the awful noises that those who got there first that morning had bravely faced. When it was calm enough that one could hear the lonesome eerie sounds and echoes--the crackling and sloppy smacking clatters resonating off the high archways cut through granite, one would envision the Stone Hands gnawing on the last bits of meat and sinew from their latest captive’s bloody bones--sinking that imagery up with the noise within the darkest and most infrequently visited of places in this vast underworld--the edges of a Hatter man’s dreadful thoughts.
Just like marbles finding their way to the lowest point in a floor, someone had to be there first everyday and hear those awful sounds; someone had to find the bottom of this place, that someone was usually Sowr Clatter.
The ground had just been dark blood-red from the home run of the night before; usually when Sowr Clatter got there the floor was not fully black yet; but slowly before his eyes, with heat from the plasma orb, the crimson splatters gave way to the normal black rubbery substance that was staining the path ahead. Only the Hatters who came early enough knew what the floor ahead of them was painted in, but they never felt the need to mention what they knew and the others, well they never wanted to ask.
Roger was there with Sowr today, not many others came that early to hear those sounds. They would be back in their holes and mines, stretching and getting ready for the day’s runs. Roger was not there often but he’d come early, when he’d come at all.
Often Roger and Sowr came to Hillock before the first red warm-up glow began, before it stole the pitch black away from the frigid night. Each trying to beat the other one here, each trying to be the bravest. Who got there first could ebb and flow, but today the air was so heavy and the fog around them tasted and smelt so much like the living, writhing burnt skinned bodies of the Stone Hands mutants, that neither one paid any mind to who was the bravest Hatter this day.
“The demons are always here, every morning, but only once in a while do they launch their blood hungry attacks against us lower Hatter tribe--we are the strongest tribe this season by far.” It was Roger’s normal speech, Sowr had come to expect it, much like you or I would expect an old codger of our time, and of our world, to accuse the morning’s clouds of the afternoon’s rain, still yet to come.
“Here, here!” Sowr said, “For all those who have seen the attacks first hand before this cold morning--us survivors I mean, we all know that today, this very instant, conveys all the hallmarks as had those earlier attacks--attacks in which many lives were lost--I prey we heed the signs good Roger--I prey we run fast as steam today.” Sowr would reply with his own whimsical predictions every time that it looked like the blood would rain. They tried new ways to say the same old thing again and again until they too one day would be reaped by the Stone Hands or exterminated by the Tardarian’s periodic toxic heavy-fog.
“Here, here!” Roger would say back.
The past attacks made some Hatters survivors of that that was certain to come again. Survivors, especially those with scars were the unofficial leaders of these runs. Regardless, nothing guaranteed surviving this time and death was the one sure thing, maybe not today but sooner or latter all those who braved past the netherworlder’s holes, or lived in the Midas caverns, lost their lives violently; and that war usually right here, on the black granite floored chasm, of Intersection Avenue.
The Hatters were greasing their bare arms with light green algae oil; some were slicing through the air with their spin knifes, a foot long re-curved, serrated battle knife that was built onto a palm swivel, and fixed to a chain-mesh gauntlet covering their dominate arms. The idea of it was that the knife could be swiveled forward when the owner of it needed to trust it forward and still be able to reverse it in one continues motion, to trust backwards--hopefully slicing open the same target twice. After all a dead Stone Hand meant a living Hatter and everyone knew that.
It was nearly time. The last rows of men and women were disbanding from their lines were they had each been facing another’s back and another yet was facing their own back. All those facing forward were rapidly latching the tiny hooks on the back of someone else’s light armor chain gauntlet, while ignoring the tugs from the stranger behind them, who was souring up their own light armor chain-mesh covered arm. It looked like, what a line of military monkeys priming each other, might look like.
This was all tradition by now, the morning bonding ritual of the Hatter tribes, and it had been the same for the better part of the last four million years. Today, all of it was done so routinely that even when the mutants lying in wait decided to attack, it would just be another ordinary aspect of life. This hellish ritual was a lot of things but there was nothing about it overly exceptional, nothing about it was thought of as horrific to either faction. Not to the Hatter who were almost ready to make their run, and not to the much larger, Stone Hands who were waiting with their barbed spears and fish-hook blankets for the Hatters to try and pass--hiding in the shadows drawn against their tunnel holes, dotting both walls below the far off plasma orb, and burning away the last frigid bite of night.
“They got two from the second home run yesterday.” Roger was touching his raised toes, flexing his thin muscular calves.
“From our quarter? Who got it? Do I know them?” Sowr knew that no one was reaped from the first home run of yesterday evening, because like today he was in it, and like today, he had taken the lead.
“I can’t remember for sure, I think their names were Bates, and Gunther? You know any Bates in our quarter? I know there ain’t no Gunther’s, but they is some Bates. Know any Bates?”
“Kathy and Brandon, their kids, and grandkids I guess; but they would never be in the second home run.” Sowr was asking, as much as he was telling Roger, he did not know the Bates that well but he could not fathom them running with the upper Hatters.
Betty Firechild was listening to the two men as she was latching the last titanium loop over the last titanium hook on Sowr’s arm, just above the elbow. When finished, Betty gave her own 12-inch knife a quick spin, caught it and jabbed it forward--slicing only air. Having over heard Roger and his conversation, she asked Sowr, “Who are you talking to?”
Sowr looked around but Roger must have melted back into the amassing crowd. When he did not answer, Betty ignored her first question and asked, “Why would they take the second home run if they’re from our quarter?” Betty then checked behind her; seeing there was still another person there she turned so she was facing the amassing, lower north Hatters, and spun her knife again, this time so fast it sounded like a bee reaching full speed just before being thumped from the air. “Thump!” As she grabbed the smooth metal handle-counterweight, and sliced the air where she now knew no Hatter was standing behind her.
“Indeed Betty, I doubt any of our people would be running with the upper folk, it would not have been Brandon Bates or any of his clan, I bet their an entirely different Bates family, but I never knew a Gunther.” Sir looked around at all the people stretching and readying themselves to run, none were from upper quadrants, some may be from the rear areas of lower, lower Midas but the uppers would never run with the lower Hatters and likewise, the lowers would never run with the upper Hatters. “Indeed, they must be different Bates then who we know.” Sowr reaffirmed.
“It’s just what I heard, I didn’t run yesterday, but I heard that a Bates man and a Gunther women was reaped in last night’s home run.” Roger was back again. Sowr looked to Betty to introduce her and Roger to each other, but Betty was bent down tightening up her boots and her pants were worn through just below each cheeky curve of her shapely butt, exposing her baby smooth brown skin just inches away from… so Sowr decided not to bother her just then.
When he managed to remove his gaze, he saw that Roger’s hands were clasped behind his back and his chest was pushed forward, his bones cracking for all close enough to hear, to hear.
Sowr moved to do his own warming up. Ahead of him, the black granite ground stole the light from the burning plasma orb that was hanging above Junction Mound at the far end of this obstacle. The sweat and blood that had been shed the day before was all blackened so no crimson could be seen distinguishing the blood from the sweat anymore; there had passed to many years of unmolested blood drying unto blackened tar, so it quickly assimilated all red drops into the dark grimy culture, the grey granite had transformed into over the many millennia of life lost here.
The black was absorbing all the light from the orb that the cold clear air refused to take. This was the first blitz of the day, so when the moisture on the ground dried and the vapors were no longer seen, or when the air warmed and showed the warmth rising, whatever--for one reason or the complete other, or any mixture of the two, some unspoken thing caused the metaphoric single shot that meant “go!” Today’s “go!” was when the vapor was no longer seen rising, shortly after the buzzing began.
The bursting hum individually started loud and faded as the knife lost its spin, then with the flick of the wrist, began again. The hum of one Hatter spin knife could instantly ripen the seed of fear in the heart of any unarmed person left to face one. Now on Hillock, the hum of roughly three hundred well polished, well sharpened, Hatter spin knifes was deafeningly loud. It reverberated at such a frequency that the very fear in a person’s gut was displaced by a highly exasperated purpose.
The vibration of the readying Hatter horde would wake the dead. A puddle of water would rumble and spittle up and splatter, due drops would breakaway, fly up and fall back to. The sound was magnified to the power of ten in the cavern of Intersection Avenue.
To be a part of such a sound was like knowing beyond your own sight, you would not be facing the terrors awaiting you alone. No one could be signaled out, no arranged leader yelled, “go!” nothing but the obvious climax meant move. As soon as the hum was as loud as it could get, and as soon as the horror turned to movement, movement turn into courage, and courage turn into a wish--the wish that the Stone Hands would try it today! The Hatter horde ran down the mound, down to where the Gray stone floor gradually turned into rubbery black, the whole while never losing count or control if their breathing.
Each Hatter was engaged with only their peripheral vision, their eyes were facing forward at the glinting sweaty necks before them, all waiting for the massive blood red disfigured mutants to pounce upon them. Sometimes catching the occasional glimpse of evil blood thirsty glowing yellow eyes, like demons peering out from deep within the complete darkness of the hideous monster’s tunnels. The Stone Hands were easy to spot if they did emerge and attempted to scramble the uniformity of the Hatter horde; they were covered with legions and spotted with stab wounds and marked by fierce teeth and fingernails and whatever else their former prayed futilely fought back against them with.
The Stone Hand’s tunnels came and went, there was no attack--at least not this day, not the first blitz anyway. When the last of the lower north quarter Hatters made it over the Stone line, the upper north Hatters started amassing on Hillock to do the same.
“Where you off to today Betty?”
“Out of fat and protein again, headed to Hall-Herculean. Today I’m going through the Murdock labyrinth. You?”
“Work again.” Sowr braced himself, awaiting her usually response.”
“Dry Land Sowr Clatter, you got kids back behind the Stone-line who need teaching--still you going up a lever to teach them well-heeled kids, dry land dry land, I never knew such a fool as you.”
“Well Betty, like I told you before, as soon as you want to start buying my supplies, I’ll quit the upper Midas caverns and come work for your kids.”
Tempting offer, she could afford it too, now that her mine hit, and he was a very pretty man. While admiring him in them aims, Betty had notice that Sowr had been here everyday that she was since she started making the run so she asked. “How often do you hit the blitz Sowr? Betty only did it once or twice a month, but every time, he was here.
Sir Clatter smiled; he did this everyday, almost. So he mislead her a bit and paused right after saying. “Mostly Sundays, a lot of Sundays…”
“You do this ever Sunday too!?” She took the bate and interrupted Sowr where he thought she would, She was terrified. His odds of being alive should have been rundown by now. When Betty seemed her most enthralled, Sowr Clatter went for the punch.
“No, I fear I misspoke or you mistook me. Some Sundays I take off, otherwise I’m hear every day.”
“Well, you’re just a fracking fool, a real fracking fool.” Betty had sworn more and more each time that she ran the Blitz, but Hatter’s of the hard life recognized cussing as adoring tone. Most people reacted the same when they found out he had done this at least six times a week for 15 years.
Now there, safely standing with the rest of their group on top of Change Over Mound. They were taking off their gloves and for a second they were just chatting before they would part their own treacherous ways. Sowr caught himself with his eyes pinched to Betty’s friction hardened nipples, showing more crimson than the rest of her brown skin through her armor--his mouth a’gape. She was lit beneath the plasma orb in reflective sweat, and her body’s glinting silhouette was escaping through the small holes of her light armor-mesh shirt. He thought he’d cleverly patch up any intrusion caused by staring at the fairer sex’s breasts so long, and asked. “How do you keep that so clean?” She had not bought it but was polite enough to answer the ploy.
She my not think it a ploy he’d latter assure himself. Shit, after all his shirt, like all those who lived alone stayed on always, you needed a second person to take it off, and like any article one never removed--just like one would image--it became grimy and caked with years of blood, sweat, and tannins that leeched out of the body beneath it.
“I just soak it in the leach pond in my house, the leachfish clean it for me, it’s easy.”
“Aren’t you afraid of worms?”
“You can’t catch em’ unless the leechfish bite you; I just use a line, and before I touch the thing, boil it. That cleans the rest.” She looked at him inquisitively and verified that he was really a fool, “Every day Sowr?”
“Yep, except for some Sundays, some Sundays there is not enough people gathered to make the blitz so we just turn around and go back home.”
“You should come by--that is if Sunday’s blitz is a bust, then you should come to my little hole and let me put a new shine on your metal.” When she said this he had hope she did catch him ogling at her body without thought, he hoped she noticed his body making its own movements and was now inviting him to her house despite all that involuntary carnal misbehaving--he also hoped for “finally getting this fragging thing off, even if it was just for a moment.”
“No wonder you never have time to clean your shirt.” She added. All single men had dirty shirts but Sir Clatter’s was differently the dirtiest one she’d ever seen, but now that made since, as did the scars on his arm and face, the fool did this everyday, just to go teach rich kids as trade for fresh water and fat.
Betty was fit, fair, and widowed. Every body knew of her recent successes in her clan’s mine. Her eldest boy, Derrick Firechild, had more or less been draping the ore around his neck. Even falling behind in the blitzes, he was bogged down. It was no secret that she now had money and she could, if she wanted to, move herself to the upper Free Midas caverns; but she could not take her whole clan, so like all good females who found themselves as their peoples matriarchs, she stayed and helped shared the life load.
“What are you teaching those bastards today, Sowr?”
“About where we come from, Math, geological science and--let see, oh yes, I have for them a surprise spelling test.”
From Sowr’s list, all Betty seemed to hear was the first thing, so she asked with genuine curiosity “Where do we come?”
Sowr often forgot that people from the lower caverns didn’t go to school, so they didn’t learn about ancient history and anthropology. “Betty Firechild, we come from the surface, above ground, that much we know.”
“Oh--you, you’re twisting my knife hand.” She was uneducated, not stupid. “The pressure up there would kill a man, the wind would skin a him in a second and melt his bones within two.”
“Well, that’s certainly true, but it wasn’t always that way. The surface of Venus used to be very nice.” Roger looked around and asked, “say, did you see where my friend Roger went?”
“Roger, Roger wake up! You’re having that dream again.”
Instantly I was washed over in cool relief to find myself in my own soft twin-sized bed, with my head on my duck feather stuffed pillow, with the air-conditioner blowing quietly on my sweat soaked face and my mom’s face was unscathed and her hands were un scarred. She was still firmly holding my shoulder. I had just been standing there like always, and like always Sowr was there with me, running beside me--it was so lucid and sharper than ever.
“What planet are we on mom?” I knew the answer but I had to ask every time, I had the dream.
“Silly boy, this is Earth, your home.” Mom could always make it better with those words, but I think she could tell that I was still a little bit scared. “Here Roger, I’ll keep your lights on for tonight, try to get some more sleep, we have a long drive tomorrow.”
End.
Q.B. Smith
06-01-2012